me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials

me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing

urbancatfitters:

well i thought about doing my homework and it’s the thought that counts

(via weirdteenblogger)

tyleroakley:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

Hey John. Do this.